Allison Lonsdale was vatgrown from the combined DNA of Hunter S. Thompson and Margaret Cho. After decanting, she was raised on a strict diet of incubi. At maturity she escaped into the noosphere and traveled cross-country via phone numbers written on bathroom walls. Instantiating when a group of hackers looked into a mirror while chanting “Candyman”, she settled down to a quiet life of oneirophagy and beadwork. She casts no shadow.