We get a lot of mail here at Weird Proof Headquarters, and while we try to respond to all of it, the sheer volume is overwhelming! But since we love interacting with our many fans, we decided to devote a day to share some of the most intelligent, perspicacious, and flattering mash notes we’ve received since we began blogging. Though the letters occasionally reveal a less than perfect grasp of English grammar, spelling, and punctuation, their passion is undeniable.
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