Monthly Archives: June 2011
Topical Humor
New Coke, have you heard of this? I used to have some old coke in the trunk of my car but the judge said I couldn’t keep it. Who would win in a fight, New Coke or Crystal Pepsi? I say Pepsi, cuz nobody can see it. It’s invisible, this stuff. I thought I was … Continue reading
100 to Watch Under 100
A look at the people who will shape the future of our world. Today’s phenoms are tomorrow’s achievers. The 100 individuals on this list may not be household names, but these up-and-comers are certain to make their mark. So watch out, all you centenarians, because these hot, fast-rising stars are on the brink of blowing … Continue reading
Excerpt from the Secret Amalgamated Handbook
……….If the conspiracy theorists are right, Amalgamated Corporation has long kept a secret handbook that, in many iterations, has recorded its history and philosophy. Never before seen by the outside world, the book, which has been compared to Mein Kampf and the Malleus Maleficarum, may have surfaced in 2009 disguised as a script for an … Continue reading